May 2010
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Que simpática que es la Negra Sosa. El apellido no...
Baby Sherman
Me eforcé bastante poco esta vez. Además, no había buenas fotos de ninguno de los dos. Jay Sherman (también conocido como The Critic) es idéntico a Baby Etchecopar, y como no todos lo saben, o lo quieren admitir, los junté:
April 2008
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March 2008
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Premuztalin
Se me dió por editar fotos. En esta el híbrido entre el Sr. Premuz y Stalin.
Pomada China
Texto de Alejandro Raymond sacado de la revista Pipí Cucú “Ese día Juan volvió a su casa porque había encontrado la famosa pomada china que tanto había buscado. Chiquitita, potente, concetrada en una latita roja del tamaño de una moneda de veinticinco centavos, la pomada encerraba el remedio a su eterno resfrío, o así le habían dicho. Su esposa, desconfiada, quiso leer el prospecto, pero no...
V Arrestado!
Busted! Como dirían los Yankee Doodles, o bien, ¡Atrapado! para la gente bonita. Para aquella persona que viva en una irrealidad completa: No, no atraparon a V. Es una foto que edité de Lee Harvey Oswald con la máscara de Guy Fawkes.
Este tema me parte el corazoncito. Es exquisito,...
Un Texto
Es lo único que me falta postear, y sentiría que le estoy faltando el respeto a tumblr por no usar una de sus funciones, y no solo una de sus funciones, si no también la primera en el listado. Por eso mismo aquí va: Un Texto. El Diccionario de la Real Academia Española define a un texto de la siguiente manera: (Del lat. textus). 1. m. Enunciado o conjunto coherente de enunciados orales o...
Sternest Meanings (y sus Anagramas)
Yo: El Coo Coo fue a ver a un Doctor.
Sternest: Voodoo of ace or a truculence.
Yo: A ver, a ver... yo te hablo en español, respondeme como me merezco.
Sternest: Hooey overacts or loveable apeman. Me recompensed zero me.
Yo: Al menos decime algo coherent, qué querés decir con: "Me recompensed zero me"?
Sternest: Smothered, megalomanic eloquence. I'm conquered scorners creep doze. Me.
Yo: Vos seguí largando palabras sueltas, que yo te sigo el juego. Hace eso, dale?
Sternest: Opaquely as valorous sandbagger. A jealousies select huge stooge. Dale.
Yo: Para, no me pelotudiés. SOLO palabras sueltas anagramista de poca monta!!
Sternest: Adorable or palatial pompousness. Menopausal aromatic as stagnated.
Yo: Bue, parece que no te carbura. Empiezo yo. Roquefort, Danet, Premium, Mouse, Pascua, Rinvonbante.
Sternest: Queer creature up an ace booby. Patronize queer, optimum freedom. Bravest innocuous apeman.
Yo: Que tenés contra los gays? Por qué tanto queer usas? Pucha, seguro que ahora me repetís las palabras
Sternest: Apology's anus conquers squatters. Ha Ha! Equate up conqueror outrages. Tremblers as as appeal.
Yo: Ahhhhh, ahora me cierra todo. Anus conquers = Queer, sos perverzo.
Sternest: Ho-hum! Hoorah! Heat rash radiance. Conqueror's prover squeezes.
Yo: Ah!? Ho-Hum? Entonces: Bang Boom, Sacka Pum!
Sternest: Mean homos sabotage on hunchback. Pum.
Yo: Ho Hum quiere decir que los homosexuales sabotiaron al jorobado?
Sternest: Queer equal or lush homicide. Loathe obnoxious amasser. A job odor.
Yo: Fue, me voy, sos un homofóbico Sternest. Hacete ver, enfermo!
Sternest: Yo-heave-ho! Buffoon's cute commies. Fevers or resentment.
Yo: Esos anagramas fueron cortesía de: http://www.sternestmeanings.com/
WatchInsane Beatbox - Beardyman Yo podría pero no quiero…
Kamikazeee!! Nada de Worms, tampoco nada de...
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Vocational Guidance Counsellor
Counselor: Ah Mr. Ahhh.... Anchovy. Do sit down.
Anchovy: Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh?
Counselor: Yes.
Anchovy: Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say.
Counselor: Enough of this gay banter. Now Mr Anchovy, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for.
Anchovy: That is correct.
Counselor: Well I have the results here of all the interviews and the aptitude tests that you took last week, and from them we've built up a pretty clear... impression of the sort of person that you are. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is accountancy.
Anchovy: But I am a accountant.
Counselor: Jolly good. Well back to the office with you then.
Anchovy: No! No! You don't understand. I've been an accountant for the last twenty years. But I want a new job. Something exciting that will let me live.
Counselor: Well accountancy's quite exciting isn't it?
Anchovy: Exciting? No it's not. It's dull, dull, dull, my God it's dull! It's so deadly dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL. I can't stand it any longer! I want to live!
Counselor: Well, yes Mr Anchovy, but you see in your report here it says that you are an extremely dull person. Um... our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in accountancy they are a positive boon.
Anchovy: Yes, don't you see, I'm only as awful as this because accountancy does this to people. Can't you help me?
Counselor: Well, do you have any idea of what you want to be?
Anchovy: Yes, yes I have.
Counselor: What is it?
Anchovy: A lion tamer!
Counselor: Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? Accountancy to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be better to work your way towards lion taming, say, via banking, or insurance...
Anchovy: No. No. I don't want to wait. No. I want to start immediately. Tomorrow morning at nine I want to be in there, taming.
Counselor: Yes, but what qualifications do you have?
Anchovy: I've got a hat.
Counselor: A hat?
Anchovy: 'Yes. A lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' written on it. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in big red neon letters, so you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.
Counselor: I see.
Anchovy: And during the day you can switch it off and save electricity, and you can claim it as reasonable wear and tear under allowable professional expenses under paragraph 335B...
Counselor: Yes, yes, yes, I follow, but you see, uh the snag is if I now call the circus and say to them, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', their first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?' They're more likely to ask what experience you've had with lions.
Anchovy: Well I, I've seen them at the zoo.
Counselor: Good.
Anchovy: Yes, yes. Little brown furry creatures with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I could tame one of those. I don't know what all the fuss is about. They look pretty tame to start with. Ha ha ha ha!
Counselor: And these lions, um ... how high are they?
Anchovy: Oh, about so high (indicating a height of one foot). They don't frighten me at all.
Counselor: Uh huh. And do these lions eat ants?
Anchovy: Yes, that's right.
Counselor: Well, um I'm afraid what you've got hold of there Mr Anchovy is an anteater.
Anchovy: A what?
Counselor: An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about ten feet long, five feet high, with masses of sharp pointy teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws, and it look's like this.
(film clip of a lion)
Anchovy: (Screams)
Counselor: Now, shall I call the circus?
Anchovy: No! No, no. I like your idea of, of making the move, um to lion taming via easy stages, say via insurance, or, or banking.
Counselor: Banking?
Anchovy: Banking, yes, banking, I see it now. It's a man's life, isn't it? Travel, excitement, decisions affecting people's lives, romance, thrills.
Counselor: I'll put you in touch with a bank.
Anchovy: Yes.
(nervous pause as the counselor dials the rotary phone.)
Anchovy: Er... Probably, probably, You know, er I'd like a couple of days to think about it, 'cause it is a big decision... er... Or, or maybe, maybe a week at most, you know. But I do want to make this decision to be the right one. I'd like to do banking, obviously. (continues muttering nervously to himself)
Counselor: (turning to camera) It's sad, isn't it? But this is what accountancy does to people. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease...
Anchovy: I only want to be famous! I only want to see my name in lights!
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